You know you've been in Japan for too long (Part III) when

1) you panic if you can’t find a vending machine
2) you drink hot coffee out of a can
3) you think it’s normal to get treated differently because you’re a woman
4) you start to like hierarchy because it it saves a lot of time
5) you miss the dark bread so badly (they only sell white bread in the store) that you are willing to walk for hours for some dark bread.
6) you think that good whine is Beaujulais Village
7) you think that good whiskey is Suntory whiskey
8) you find it more normal to eat out that at home
9) you fall asleep as soon as you get on the tram
10) you think it’s better to keep in the snot instead of sneezing.