Wednesday, November 29, 2006

10 death sins of advices

People ask for advices constantly, sometimes just to exchange thought but other times actually only to get some kind of sympathy. So here are my 10 advices of the day.
1. if you take 120 minus you age, that is how many per cent of your saving you should have invested in stocks.
2. Rather take economic advices from monkeys than from economist
3. Luck matters in EVERYTHING, make sure to get a lot of it.
4. To get a job is not a matter of what you know but who you know
5. Everything cost, even if you might not pay for it, someone else has to pay for it
6. Fat food doesn’t make you fat
7. Expensive creams doesn’t remove your wrinkles
8. Stay single for as long as it’s possible
9. Agree on the credit BEFORE you do the job
10. Don’t work without getting payed. The myth is that it looks good on the CV, but that’s pure crap.


As Baz Luhrmann said in “Everybody’s free (to use sunscreen) about advice; “Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who
supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it’s worth.

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